Today, I was in line at the pharmacy when the man in front of me asked if I wanted to see a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. Before I had time to answer, he showed me a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. FML
I like to wear hose, usually black ones, to cover up my very pale legs. I’m noticing more and more printed hose on the market, but this style featuring the DNA double helix might be my favorite. I’d carry around gold stars to give to anyone who recognized the pattern. Yay science on hosiery!
Wickedtruth says: “This is my puppy Loki at six-weeks-old.”
OMG Loki is so squeedorable, he looks like a plushie more than a puppy!
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Tati Ferrigno is an up-and-coming star in the art world, and she also has an unabashed love for cats! When you’re done meowveling at her amazing work here, feel free to check out some of her feline-unrelated art on her website!
Playing with 9 volt batteries is always slightly dangerous fun, but this video veers into Don’t-Try-At-Home territory.
Still very cool, but wildly unsafe. Also, batteries are expensive!
I feel like there is some sort of irony to the fact that someone is crazy enough to want to dress up as The Mad Hatter and walk around. Then again, I find it odd that the grown ass man on the left is so excited to take a picture with the guy crazy enough to dress up as The Mad Hatter and walk around, so where does that leave any of us?!?! Huh?! Right?!…A very merry un-birthday to you!!!!
SO YOU’RE TELLING ME YOU CLEAN UP MY POOP, AND YOU’RE THE DOMINANT SPECIES?
Well, Cheezfrends, what do you think? Is this the beginning of a great new meme? Or are you skeptical? (LOL OMG DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE I AM LIKE A GENIUS BORN OF BRILLIANCE AND WIT UR FAV SHAKESPEARE COULD NEVER!)
When it comes down to who’s to blame for the high school murders in Littleton, Colorado, throw a rock and you’ll hit someone who’s guilty. We’re the people who sit back and tolerate children owning guns, and we’re the ones who tune in and watch the up-to-the-minute details of what they do with them. I think it’s terrible when anyone dies, especially if it is someone you know and love. But what is more offensive is that when these tragedies happen, most people don’t really care any more than they would about the season finale of Friends or The Real World. I was dumbfounded as I watched the media snake right in, not missing a teardrop, interviewing the parents of dead children, televising the funerals. Then came the witch hunt.
Man’s greatest fear is chaos. It was unthinkable that these kids did not have a simple black-and-white reason for their actions. And so a scapegoat was needed. I remember hearing the initial reports from Littleton, that Harris and Klebold were wearing makeup and were dressed like Marilyn Manson, whom they obviously must worship, since they were dressed in black. Of course, speculation snowballed into making me the poster boy for everything that is bad in the world. These two idiots weren’t wearing makeup, and they weren’t dressed like me or like goths. Since Middle America has not heard of the music they did listen to (KMFDM and Rammstein, among others), the media picked something they thought was similar.